A Sad Story

Three random guys walk into the lounge where I am doing my endless set of differential equations problems. They walk past me, then offer free moon pies on account of it being mardi gras. I express great interest in said moon pies, but they run out before giving me one. A guy who was listening to "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice on his laptop gets on instead. He takes two bites then walks over to the trash can near me and throws the majority of the delicious moon pie goodness away. I am crying on the inside right now.