A Sad Story

Three random guys walk into the lounge where I am doing my endless set of differential equations problems. They walk past me, then offer free moon pies on account of it being mardi gras. I express great interest in said moon pies, but they run out before giving me one. A guy who was listening to "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice on his laptop gets on instead. He takes two bites then walks over to the trash can near me and throws the majority of the delicious moon pie goodness away. I am crying on the inside right now.

It's Late; I'm Bored

What are real friends for?
-Getting crushed by 10th graders in Halo 2
-Watching Halloween 5 for like the 100th time
-Making fun of Guthrie (who is also a real friend, but usually doesn't make fun of himself)
-I'm bored.
-It's late at night.
-Yuehaw plays entirely too much Warcraft 3.

Although the tea house would have been delightful tonight, I just couldn't find the motivation to go. Outside, the cold silence oppresses all motivation. A birthday gift may have been delightful, especially with a cup of Moroccan Mint, but the night ended up for the best anyway. Two more exams and I get to live in the seemingly endless 38 days of winter break. I'm sure we'll get to hang out during that time, despite your day job as a student. I used to love you, and you called me a sweetheart, but I don't and can't feel anymore. Change back to your good old ways and let's be friends.

Great List

messy, irritable, depressed, fragile, worrying, emotionally sensitive, does not like to lead, phobic, weird, suspicious, low self control, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, dependent, unproductive, introverted, weak, strange, unassertive, submissive, familiar with the dark side of life, feels invisible, rash, vain, anti-authority, heart over mind, low self concept, disorganized, not good at saving money, avoidant, daydreamer, unadventurous

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||||||| 33% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||||||| 36% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||| 30% Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43% Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76% Wealth |||||||||||| 50% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70% Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50% Individuality |||||||||||||| 56% Sexuality |||||||||| 36% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Histrionic |||||||||| 36% Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76% Vanity |||||||||||| 50% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56% Female cliche || 10%

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Women's Issues

Today at Bible study, Casey wanted to close in prayer by reading a psalm, so he picked psalm 139. In my Bible, there is a huge insert that breaks up the pages that 139 is printed on, which lists different passages to study for different issues that a person might have. I noted this fact, and Handsome John was somewhat intrigued. He saw there was a section on women.
"Turn to the section on women, I want to know what it's about," commands John.
"No man, it's something we must leave secret," I tried to reason with him.
However, he insisted, "Look there is a section Advanced Women's issues. Go there."
I was left with no choice. I started reading some of the titles, such as dealing with abuse, and something about self-confidence.
At this moment Jon Copper decides to come over and introduce himself and ask about our Bible study. It was a pretty awkward moment for a football player to come over and try to talk to us, but it was cool to meet a guy on varsity football (even if they did lose to UNC 7-5) Yeah he may be a special-teamer, but that means he actually plays in all the games, which is pretty sweet.
This story will probably remind me of some embarrassing situation from my past which I will post at a later time. No guaranties though.

Things I saw that were awesome today

1. A kid on the third floor balcony trying to retrieve his shoe (which had been up on the roof since yesterday) with a rope tied between two lacrosse sticks.

2. Matt F. almost getting pegged by a trashbag full of water from aforementioned third floor.

3. Kia used my bike today, first time anyone has used it since I got here.

What's that riding on your everything?

Well here I am at Webb 144. First impressions have already been made, and we are in for the long haul now. My roommate is quiet, and very polite. Sometimes I feel bad because I come in late after he has already gone to bed.
Last night I didn't go to any crazy parties or things like that. I went to the FSBC campout. It was nice to talk to Nico about school, all the rest of the people there were little kids. For all I know though, they could be in 9th grade already. Charles kicked Charlie S. out of the pool, which was a victory for all that is good or decent in the world. I got back and basically went right to bed.
Today was a typical grey rainy day. It was ideal for sleeping in. Dined with the Guffman and his ITC friend Jason, and had great discussions about old videogames, most notably NBA Jam.
Classes are for the most part interesting, and the workload will be tolerable. My suitemates have put up with me, and all the high school kids that keep wanting to visit. I haven't been able to play much guitar, because the stand I am using is unsafe. A few days ago, the guitar fell out of it, and I slightly chipped the back. It sucks that it isn't pristine anymore, but it had to happen sometime, and at least people don't see the back of it that much.

This quiz was actually quite fun

You are starch. You are rigid, opinionated,
hard-willed and not too friendly about it. You
keep people out of places, or you keep them in,
and without you a lot of things would collapse.
hopefully you'll never have the authority to
burn people at the stake. Sir. Ma'am.


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Weird Play

You're Waiting for Godot!

by Samuel Beckett

Many people think you're extremely dull, but you're just trying to
patient. Really patient. Patient to the point of absurdity, quite frankly. Whatever
you're waiting for isn't going to just come along, so you can stop waiting. I promise.
Move on with your life. Change of scenery might do you good. Heck, any scenery might
do you good. In the meantime, you do make for very interesting conversation.


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It's Actually a Decent State

You're Maryland!

You enjoy contemplating your navel so much that you want to build a whole
school devoted to said purpose. You like Chevy Chase a ton as well, maybe even more than
Cal Ripken since he started doing those Century 21 commercials. Mostly, though, you want
to kick back, watch the ballgame, and eat crabcakes. Brick is by far your favorite
building material. You might even call yourself a brick house.


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The Quiz Era Begins

You're an Octopus!

Thoughtful and reflective, you always appear to have tilted your
head slightly to one side. You like stretching out your languorous body wherever
you can, but not everything is always relaxed. You wear your emotions on your
sleeve and have a terrible poker face. And when you feel most threatened, you start
writing things down furiously. If there's a sucker born every minute, there's one
of you born roughly every day.


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